Miss England Georgia Horsley launches a new bikini

And in what may be one of the most ingenious marketing strategies of our time, ranking up there with “Where’s the Beef?” …..Georgia Horsley (current miss england) wore the bikini in the public streets of London. This was especially savvy seeing that British people typically don’t see attractive women in clothes crossing the streets, much less in a bikini.

Mena Suvari goes on second day in thong

And I for one commend her on it.  Yesterday was our first Mena Suvari on Bikni Thong action, but today proves some better shots. I know what some of you are thinking, that her butt isn’t as tight as you would like. Well, I love it, and so do you. And apparently, so does Mena. Who needs the airbrushed look?

Wait, I do like the airbrushed look….but this is a real, round, beautiful and sexy butt.

Striking a pose on Laguna Beach this weekend, Marla Maples and ABC’s The Bachelor’s Andy, proved they have what it takes to attract paparrazi shots using a series of lame poses. Marla, the former Donald Trump play thang, is looking pretty good these days. Although, she could use some help shopping for bikinis. I am pretty sure that her grandma chose that Floridian festival of state colors for her.

But that’s ok, all that counts is how it looks on my bedroom floor.

Paris Hilton spotted making her way through Helsinki

Happy to be anywhere other than Prague, Hilton was found making her way through Helsinki-Vantaa airport in Finland on Friday

The hotel heiress and her rocker boyfriend Benji Madden were departing for their next destination on the Good Charlotte world tour - Greece.

The questionable couple had flown in to the Finnish capital on a scheduled Finnair flight from Tallinn for Madden’s gig on Wednesday night, with Good Charlotte hitting the stage at the Helsinki Ice Hall.

Australian Actress Sophie Monk Loves Going Naked

Taking some time out of her busy schedule, Sophie Monk opted for a manicure/pedicure at the Nail Salon in Hollywood, California yesterday, accompanied by a female friend.

The awesome Aussie actress looked comfert and casual in a black tank top, grey stretch Capri pant.

Sophie Monk is starring alongside Winona Ryder and Simon Baker in the upcoming film “Sex and Death 101,” and according to director Daniel Waters, Aussie babes are much more inclined to on-screen nudity than American chicks.

Waters told FOX Pop Tarts, “I cast Americans and they’re always like, ‘Yeah, we like sex,’ but then they start to question everything, so I like casting Australians because they like going naked.”

He continued, “Sophie had no hang-ups at all. She was more worried about her air-hockey abilities than going nude, which is very rare for an actress. Australians are much more open and don’t get embarrassed — in fact, they are impossible to embarrass.”

Comedian Chris Rock testifies in wiretap case

LOS ANGELES - Chris Rock testified at a private eye’s racketeering trial Friday that he hired the man to investigate a model who demanded money after claiming she was pregnant with his baby, and who later accused him of sexual assault.

Outlandish and animated on stage, the 43-year-old comedian looked uncomfortable and spoke in hushed tones as attorneys asked him about his connection to Anthony Pellicano.

Pellicano and four other co-defendants have pleaded not guilty to using wiretaps and other tactics to dig up dirt to help clients in legal and other disputes. Rock was the latest star to testify at the trial; other celebrity witnesses included Garry Shandling, Keith Carradine and Paramount studio head Brad Grey.

Long Distance love between Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake

While Jessica’s boyfriend is busy filming a new movie in Texas, Jessica  is doing her best to bide her time until her Sexy Back singing stud makes his way back home.

The Powder Blue babe was spotted out in Santa Monica earlier today, heading into a medical building for a check-up with her doctor.

Meanwhile, Biel’s boy friend Justin  has been all tied up shooting his new sports-related comedy.

The film, “The Open Road in Corpus Christi” which co-stars Jeff Bridges and Kate Mara, tells the story of a baseball legend’s son who hits the road with his girlfriend and his father.

RIHANNA STILL IN DENIAL: Singer says she and Chris Brown ‘just friends.’

Singer Rihanna denies rumors about her romance with Chris Brown.  Another denial from Rihanna regarding her rumored romance with Chris Brown. She tells MTV: “I won’t say that we’re just friends. Me and Chris are really best, best friends.”

MARIAH CAREY MAKES BILLBOARD HISTORY

Singer Mariah passes Elvis en route to most no. 1s in rock era. Mariah Carey’s single “Touch My Body” made a 15-1 jump on the Billboard Hot 100 this week, giving the singer her 18th career chart topper and a spot behind the Beatles for the most No. ones in the rock era.

WHITNEY RESPONDS TO BOBBY’S ACCUSATIONS in “Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But.”

Whitney responds to Bobby’s accusations. He says she drove him to cocaine. Whitney Houston has responded to accusations that appear in her ex-husband’s new tell-all book, “Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But.” In one chapter, Bobby claims that it was Whitney who introduced him to cocaine, and not the other way around as people have long suspected.

More combat forces to Afghanistan

Defense Secretary Robert Gates says that the U.S. plans to send many more combat forces to Afghanistan next year, regardless of whether troop levels in Iraq are cut further in the second half of this year.

Nicolas Cage settles libel suit against Kathleen Turner

Nicolas Cage has settled a libel suit in a London court against Kathleen Turner. She had claimed in her autobiography that Cage had twice been arrested for drunken driving and had stolen a dog.

King Doug Ben Stiller!

Ben Stiller has signed on to produce  in The Return of King Dougand and will probably act in the movie too.

His production co. Red Hour Productions has snapped up the film rights to the upcoming graphic novel by Greg Erb and Jason Oremland, “King” centers on a man who must return to the fantasy world which he abandoned 30 years earlier. Erb and Oremland will  write the screenplay.

If and when the flick is ready, it will be  distributed  by Dreamworks.

“Big Eyes” of Thomas Haden Church!

Thomas Haden Church has signed on to star alongside Kate Hudson in Big Eyes.

Kate Hudson will play Keane, the painter whose distinctive creations featuring big-eyed children became one of art’s first mass-market success stories in the 1950s. The drama covers Keane’s personal awakening at the onset of the feminist movement, leading to a lawsuit she filed against her husband, Walter (Haden Church), who claimed credit for her works. He lived the high life while she toiled in relative anonymity in the Bay Area.

The writer is Scott Alexander and the Director is Larry Karaszewski.