If Jessica Simpson is to be believed, Leona Lewis is not a real woman.

Following the donning of a t-shirt that claimed “Real Women Eat Meat,” Simpson must now face questions as to how one would describe Lewis, who has been named Sexiest Vegetarian of 2008 by PETA. (Red Hot Chili Peppers singer Anthony Kiedis shared the honor.)

The British singer beat out better known vegetarians such as Kristen Bell, Milo Ventimiglia, Abbie Cornish and Hayden Panettiere for the award.

Leona Lewis is one sexy vegetarian. But is she really the sexiest vegetarian alive?

“I am totally against animal cruelty,” Lewis said, who also knocked off perpetual The Hollywood Gossip favorite and Simpson rival Carrie Underwood in the poll. “I am vegetarian so I don’t have clothes, shoes, or bags made from leather or suede or any animal products… I’m on a mission.”

Celebrity gossip followers refer to Selena Gomez as the next Miley Cyrus.

But might the young Disney star actually be the enemy of Miley Cyrus? Not according to Selena herself.

The Wizards of Waverly Place actress replied to rumors of a feud with the Hannah Montana portrayer by telling E! Online:

“We’re literally like, It’s fine. It’s all good. She’s Miley and I’m Selena.”

Truer words literally cannot be spoken.

Selena Gomez claims she doesn’t mind comparisons to Miley Cyrus.

Gomez added that isn’t turned off by the comparisons to Cyrus:

“It’s a little overwhelming, but I think really, it’s a compliment. She’s obviously extremely successful, and I think she’s a wonderful performer… So being compared to her, I was very, very flattered.”

Who do you think will be a bigger star: Selena Gomez or Miley Cyrus?

This week’s Us Weekly looks like a good one.

Angelina Jolie talking about sex during pregnancy. Linda Hogan’s romance with Charlie Hill. The inside scoop on the Lauren-Audrina cat fight.

The crazy thing: all of those stories don’t even get top billing! That would given to (drum roll please) aspiring First Lady Michelle Obama!

Michelle and Barack Obama: America’s next first couple?

Sen. Barack Obama, the Democratic presidential candidate, says that his wife is an “extraordinary mother” to daughters Malia, 9, and Sasha, 7.

“Nothing is more important to Michelle than being a good mother,” Barack Obama told the celebrity gossip publication. “She works every day to instill in our girls the same values we were raised with.”

No offense, Britney Spears.

You know how much we love your two boys Jayden James and Sean Preston - they are two of our all-time favorite celebrity babies, in fact.

But now is not the time in your life to crank out #3.

We seriously doubt that Britney Spears is actually pregnant, mind you.

No, she doesn’t like to wear panties and yes, the girl has gotten around like a record (most recently with rumored beau Jason Trawick). But Jamie Spears has her on a really short leash these days. It’s simply not very likely she’s with child.

Still, you gotta wonder after you see the pic below.

If it’s not a baby inside her, Britney ought to seriously consider one of those newfangled celebrity diets everyone’s talkin’ about…

Is Britney Spears pregnant, or in need of a gym membership?

Celebrity quotes often makes us laugh, or cringe or wanna find the nearest rope to tie around the neck of Spencer Pratt.

However, the following words - uttered by Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards in a series of voice mails he allegedly left his insane, pathetic ex-wife - take the inappropriate, ridiculous, racist cake.

On tapes that mysteriously just popped up all over the Internet, Sheen went off on Richards:

I hope I never f-cking talk to you again you f-cking c-nt. F-ck you. You’re a coward and a liar and a f-cking n-gger alright, so f-ck you.

We have numerous reactions to this rant:

• Sheen likes f-cking more than Lindsay Lohan;
• The sheer stupidity of saying such things on a voice mail almost trumps what was actually said;
• Which do you think was the bigger insult to black people: The use of the N word, or the implication that Denise Richards is African-American?

Overall, as we’ve rightfully depicted Richards as an attention whore of an awful mother over the last few weeks, we’ve forgotten that Charlie Sheen is no Beaver Cleaver himself. The prostitute and pornography lover appears to be a racist moron.

Make a run for it, Brooke Mueller.

We know Ray J’s eyes lit up when he saw this headline, but Paris Hilton is actually not doing her best Kim Kardashian impression in the photo below.

She’s simply making life miserable for a quartet of dogs.

Pictured: Five bitches, one giant pair of sunglasses.

As celebrity feuds go, this one is not as heated as that of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, nor does it involve the n-word.

But it has fired up fans just the same. Rumors that Tony Romo and Carrie Underwood still pine for each other - and Jessica Simpson’s recent passive-aggressive t-shirt bashing of Carrie - have caused quite a stir in recent days!

As our Caption Contest and our Tale of the Tape have proven, the battle lines are clearly drawn. Which side are you on, readers?

The debate rages on: Team Jessica Simpson or Team Carrie Underwood?

Remember yesterday when we said Gisele Bundchen hates wearing pants?

Turns out, the super model also hates wearing shirts.

But she loves posing for drop dead sexy pictures!

This may not be a shot of Gisele Bundchen nude. But it’s darn close to it!

The Victoria’s Secret model and Tom Brady girlfriend is pictured below in her latest photo shoot for GQ. Click on the thumbnails now for larger versions, but be warned: they may cause extreme drooling…

The recent shots of Gisele Bundchen topless and bottomless were meant for our male readers.

But we haven’t forgotten about you, ladies!

Here’s an almost naked David Beckham, doing nothing but lounging around in his Emporio Armani Underwear. As a member of the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team, it’s safe to say Beckham is out of this world.

Only a David Beckham nude photo can top an image such as this.

Does Brooke Hogan have competition for the worst dressed celebrity in Hollywood?

While we understand Mischa Barton’s need to cover up her skin and bones with anything lying around the house, we had no idea she’d take that idea so literally.

Seen here, Barton is wearing bright, hiked up yellow pants; a shirt with see-through sleeves and a beaded, Native American-inspired scarf.

We’re all for diversity (unlike Charlie Sheen), but maybe Mischa ought to stick to a more consistent look. She should also eat something.

Is Mischa Barton a fashion icon? Or a fashion eye sore?

This is classic.

In response to his racist rant that was directed to ex-wife Denise Richards and released yesterday, Charlie Sheen has attempted to apologize.

The Two and a Half Men star said in a statement yesterday that he’s so sorry to all African-Americans for his unfortunate word selection:

“I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended; especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings.”

See, people? Charlie Sheen has a close, black friend. He can’t be a racist!

Charlie Sheen points to where his brain is supposed to go.

The actor, of course, had to get in a shot at Richards immediately following this lame excuse for contrition. He explained the basis for the angry voicemail:

“Three and one-half years later, the reasons that caused the anger and frustration displayed on that voice mail continue to be manifested on a daily basis” because “my children did not show up today for a custodial visit without explanation.”

Denise Richards may act offended by these actions, but we know what she’s really thinking: reality TV show ratings!

Seriously, how are these two not together? They’re perfect for each other.

According to the National Enquirer, doctors are prepping Jamie Lynn Spears for a C-section due to complications in her pregnancy.

The 17 year-old sister of Britney Spears had an ultrasound last week, indicating her baby may be in  breech position, which is not good.

With JLS’ due date pushed up, family and fiance / baby-daddy Casey Aldridge, 19, are gathering at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center.

Britney Spears and her father Jamie Spears left Los Angeles Wednesday on a commercial flight to join Jamie Lynn in McComb, Mississippi.

Earlier tests reportedly showed that these two are having a girl.

According to the Enquirer, Jamie Lynn and Casey Aldridge plan to name their new baby a combination of both their names - Cailynn.

No idea whether any of the above is true (consider the source), but if so, little Cailynn would instantly be our favorite celebrity baby.

SIDE NOTE: They could also name her Cynn. That would still give the little girl a name after each of them - and describe how they are living.

Dame Helen Mirren has shocked the world with her admission that she didn’t wear any underwear when picking up her Oscar award on Sunday night. She said:

‘It was all made for me so I didn’t have to have any underwear.It fitted me like two angels’ hands. I cried when I put it on, it is a work of art.’

Source

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony carried their twins through Belgium (where he is set to perform) earlier this week.

We can’t see either tyke in this photo, but it’s safe to assume both have a large rear end and will remain as real as it gets in the future.

Isn’t that right, Jenny from the block?

Rapper Young Jeezy was pulled over by Atlanta police yesterday morning for driving with no license plates (always smart) - and then arrested for an open container! He thus joins our exclusive celebrity mug shot club!

Young Jeezy, a.k.a. Jay Jenkins, in the hee-zy.