So right after Britney Spears made her supposed post-crazy CBS performance on How I Met Your Mother, her English version personality took her out for a good old fashioned lunch celebration.

Us magazine says, Throughout her meal at Italian restaurant Dominick’s, Spears, 26 — who did not drink — spoke in her British accent, a fellow diner tells Usmagazine.com.
“She looked so good, completely normal,” the eyewitness adds. “She was smiling and laughing in the loud obnoxious Britney laugh.”

She is looking better. Both of them for that matter.

And of that, I do not care. I will screw in all the lightbulbs. In fact, I will screw….ok, taking a step back. But seriously, this girl rolls into Right-Aid looking like she just got out of supermodel class. The only problem I have with Kim Kardashian is that now that she is hot thing on the blvd, other girls are trying to be like her.

Know what that means?

Fat girls.

Ladies, please realize that Kim is an anomaly.  The rarest of all species.  And now it apparently only takes one of her to screw in a lightbulb.

This shoot is so hot. Makes me wish she would do even more shoots. Or adult films, now that would be awesome. Particularly if I were the stunt “guy.” Joseph Gordon-Levitt is one lucky dude. Yeah, that’s the dude in the pictures that is tying her up and touching her buttocks. I really want to call him a douchebag, but he is touching Claudia Schiffer’s sexy body, so that complicates the situation.

Damn, these boobs are awesome. Yeah, I blurred out the main one, but you can click on the Keeley Hazell boob pictures below and you get all the goods you came for. That’s because I am a nice guy and I want you to have the best damn Friday ever. There are loads of Keeley Hazell boob pictures. The funny part is, the boobs do not really change, but I just like having a variety of shots…even though, they really look all the same.

Yeah, Yeah, you will see what I mean.

More Keeley Hazell boob pictures.

Supposedly there is a Lindsay Lohan sex tape floating around the open market. I know, I know, we’ve heard it before. Well, I am here to tell that, well, you are hearing it again because me thinks it will never amount to squat. But one can wish. I am just too damn jaded about this situation to ever see the slightest glimmer of hope in possibilities. I think that at this point, I have a better chance of sleeping with her than actually seeing someone else do the deed.

And the chances of me sleeping with her are 0.

So you do the math. And in the mean time, check out some more Lindsay Lohon pictures.

This is almost funny, but she is so hot, that I have a difficult time laughing at her and am actually drawn in to taking her seriously. She reviews I Am Legend this week. Well, more or less, she just tells us what it’s about. Sandee really doesn’t have opinions, nor does she likely even know what they are. But she is hot, so she doesn’t really need them.

Before Sarah Larson was a pristine red carpet superstar actor arm hanging model chick, she was apparently a really big partier. These pictures have recently surfaced and apparently, Sarah, back in her go-go dancer days, was a really cool chick. Vegas certainly brings out the best in girls. George is not only going to look young forever, he is going to live young forever.

What happened in Vegas, was  a very good time.

More pictures of George Clooney’s girlfriend, Sarah Larso

I am not sure which is worse, the fact that Hulk looks like Brooke, or the fact that Brooke looks like Hulk. Having the same genetics trumps having the same trainer.

Vogue Eyewear Play Everyday Campaign was launched by having Giselle Bundchen look hot.  Not a bad way to do marketing. Hire hot chick. Put on tight sexy dress. Walk out in front of promo sign. Photo ops are a really great thing.

Seems to work.

Dina Lohan has a new show out. It’s called Living Lohan. I can’t think of anything less interesting, with the exception of watching paint dry. She is just too annoying for in pictures, much less on my TV. She looks like an upset monkey in this picture. I am waiting for “canceled Lohan” to make it’s first appearance, then I will watch.

Janice Dickinson really needs to cease wearing two-piece bikinis. Nothing wrong with getting old, but lets leave the flaunting of bodies to the younger girls. And stop tanning, your skin is going to be more worthy of covering a couch than it is being on you. Nice striper cowboy hat. Woman, you really are a mess!

Paris Hilton fell down on the floor and busted her chin while leaving a music store in Prague. And then Benji Madden, being the king of all things chivalrous, stepped over her. Until he realized her chin was busted, then he came back and helped her to her feet. Apparently she was fleeing the paparazzi.

Whoa. Just another day for a supermodel walking down the street to pick up her dry cleaning, I’m sure. I especially love the two guys in the background eye’ing her. They are probably thinking about invitng her to the big frat party tonight, they are just sure she will wanna go. I really don’t get how she can look so damn good on a casual afternoon. She must take vitamins.

Apparently wearing a Gold chain is similar to wearing a cross and a long black robe. Or a red cape. You basically have super powers.

WENN  says, The poorly kid fell unconscious in Detroit, Michigan in the mid-1980s - and the only physical movement he made was in response to hearing Mr. T’s name. And when the mohawked star was in town, he stopped by the hospital to visit the ill boy - with miraculous results. He tells Empire magazine, “His family put toys around him and one of them was a Mr. T doll. And whenever my name came up, the boy moved his arm. Somebody told the doctors I was in town, so they called me down there. I closed the curtains and prayed. Then, as I was walking down the hall, the kid suddenly came out of the coma and hollered out.
“That was my supernatural moment.”

How was that for the feel good story of the day? I wonder if Mr. T can cure herpes? Not for me, for a friend……

Here is what she said.

US magazine says, “I like boys — a lot. I’m boy crazy. That hasn’t changed since I was very young.”
But even Diaz knows she’s not the easiest partner to date.
“I’m a lot of woman — in a lot of ways,” she says. “And I understand that can be intimidating.”

Here is what she meant: I’m annoying. This whole bit just means that she annoys guys and when they leave her, she justifies it by saying that she is just too much to handle for men. She is getting older, so men are beginning to leave her faster and faster, so the excuses are likely to pile up as time goes on.