Scroll down to find out who demands a bald, toothless hooker and who needs the most hundreds of towels.

Sir Paul McCartney is a talent way beyond his years… this Beatle still sells albums like whoa. How does he do it? I haven’t the slightest clue! (Oh wait, he’s a sell-out and works with Starbucks…)

What I DO know is that he is one of many celebrities who are off their rockers when it comes to on-the-road demands, according to The Little Red Riders Book: The Backstage Requests Of Rock ‘n’ Roll’s Most Famous Artists.

For instance, McCartney NEEDS a stretch limo with plastic seats, and his dressing room MUST be adorned with six “full and leafy” six foot plants and two “full and leafy” four foot plants.

You think McCartney’s gone mad? Then you should see how Mariah Carey trumps his demands! The phenomenal singer ain’t so phenomenal when she demands:

Cristal champagne
one box of bendy straws (is she five?!)
one “special” attendant to dispose of already-chewed gum (yes you read that correctly)
tea service for eight
a honey-bear pack of honey
two air purifiers
a puppy
some kittens
and partridge in a pear tree. Okay, I’m joking about the damn partridge but jeeze, doesn’t it sound like the demands of pod-people or something?
One last performer that truly stuck out like a sore thumb is hottie Robbie Williams. Some of his demands are as follows: NO alcohol (gee, because that’s SO bad), four ashtrays (he’s not a chimney…come now), and a melon platter.

Out of all three loonies, Williams sounds the most sane.

More of the best demands:

Rolling Stones: Toilet (on wheels)
Marilyn Manson; A bald, toothless hooker. (no, we are not making this up)
Prince: All food to be covered in clear plastic wrap.
Motley Crue: Mayonnaise. Grey Poupon Dijon mustard. Creamy peanut butter. A 12ft-long boa constrictor. A sub-machine gun. Local Alcoholics’ Anonymous meeting schedules.
David Hasselhoff: Life-size cut-out of David Hasselhoff.
Sammy Davis Jr: Assortment of groovy chicks.
Janet Jackson:Chaise longue. Ten black roses. Marmite. Male catering staff.
Barbra Streisand: Rose petals in toilet.
Madonna: A new toilet seat. 25 cases of Kabbalah water.
Jennifer Lopez: Coffee to be stirred counter-clockwise.
Elton John: 74 towels
P Diddy: 204 towels (he must be even messier than Elton!)
Jamie Cullum: Ice with no straight edges
(Read the full article on celebrity demands!)

-Joseph F