Abnormal uterine bleeding, abnormal menstrual periods
Bleeding between normal periods in premenopausal women
Vaginal bleeding and/or spotting in postmenopausal women
in women older than 40: extremely long, heavy, or frequent episodes of bleeding (may indicate premalignant changes)

Anemia, caused by chronic loss of blood. (This may occur if the woman has ignored symptoms of prolonged or frequent abnormal menstrual bleeding.)
Lower abdominal pain or pelvic cramping
Thin white or clear vaginal discharge in postmenopausal women

Out and about, no pants necessary.

That’s the Mary-Kate Olsen mantra.

The more famous one of the Olsen Twins is seen here kissing her boyfriend earlier this week. She seems to go for guys that don’t put grooming at the top of the list.

Which is appropriate, since the girl’s rare brand of fashion (non)sense is rivaled by only a select few, such as the great Britney Spears.

Nonetheless, it appears Mary-Kate and Max Snow are going strong.

Oh, to be Max Snow. As Mary-Kate’s “rocker” boyfriend, his existence is comprised of being photographed out on dates with the poster child for hobo chic, then going home and doing the nasty to Full House reruns. Some people just have the life.

Mary-Kate Olsen is SmokinMary-Kate, Max SnowMax Snow Photo

Here’s the look that Max Snow apparently digs…

* Oversized men’s shirts
* Weird ass platform shoes
* Risky Business style sunglasses
* Cigarette hanging out of mouth
* Large cup of coffee at all times
* Too much makeup
* Bed head
* No pants

Jake Gyllenhaal is HOT.

Even you guys have to admit that.

And Reese Witherspoon is a cutie.

No one sane is gonna argue that either.

It’s nice to see that this sweet, talented Hollywood couple is still going strong, while at the same time, keeping their courtship on the low-key side.

No trips to Hyde. No preening for the cameras, Heidi Montag style. Just good, old-fashioned getting to know each other and having fun.

Reese Witherspoon, 31, and Jake Gyllenhaal, 26, who met last summer on the set of Rendition, had a rendezvous following a May 25 visit to a doctor’s office in Culver City, California.

After the appointment, the pair hopped into separate cars and headed to Reese Witherspoon’s house. They make have gone to second base there.

“Jake put his hand out of the sunroof and was waving,” says an eyewitness to the love story that is Gyllenhitherspoon. “They looked totally in love.”

We’re guessing that Jake hasn’t yet busted out any Brokeback Mountain quotes such as “Reese, baby, I wish I knew how to quit you.”

Contrarily, the impression he’s giving pals is that of a smitten guy. They’ve been more than friends for three months now, but every day feels like the first.

“Jake said he’s found someone who knows how to look out for both of them, and not just themselves,” a Gyllenhaal source reports. “Reese is more attentive than anyone else he knows.”

Reese’s ex, Ryan Phillippe, was certainly attentive the other night. To Britney Spears. In the bathroom. At Les Deux! Well, probably not. But we heard that rumor.

Most endometrial cancers are carcinomas (usually adenocarcinomas), meaning that they originate from the single layer of epithelial cells which line the endometrium and form the endometrial glands. There are many microscopic subtypes of endometrial carcinoma, including the common endometrioid type, in which the cancer cells grow in patterns reminiscent of normal endometrium, and the far more aggressive papillary serous and clear cell endometrial carcinomas. Some authorities have proposed that endometrial carcinomas be classified into two pathogenetic groups:

Type I: These cancers occur most commonly in pre- and peri-menopausal women, often with a history of unopposed estrogen exposure and/or endometrial hyperplasia. They are often minimally invasive into the underlying uterine wall, are of the low-grade endometrioid type, and carry a good prognosis.
Type II: These cancers occur in older, post-menopausal women, are more common in African-Americans, and are not associated with increased exposure to estrogen. They are typically of the high-grade endometrioid, papillary serous or clear cell types, and carry a generally poor prognosis
In contrast to endometrial carcinomas, the uncommon endometrial stromal sarcomas are cancers which originate in the non-glandular connective tissue of the endometrium. Uterine carcinosarcoma,formerly called Malignant mixed müllerian tumor, is a rare uterine cancer which contains cancerous cells of both glandular and sarcomatous appearance - in this case, the cell of origin is unknown

Endometrial cancer refers to several types of malignancy which arise from the endometrium, or lining of the uterus. Endometrial cancers are the most common gynecologic cancers in the United States, with over 35,000 women diagnosed each year in the U.S. The most common subtype, endometrioid adenocarcinoma, typically occurs within a few decades of menopause, is associated with excessive estrogen exposure, often develops in the setting of endometrial hyperplasia, and presents most often with vaginal bleeding. Endometrial carcinoma is the third most common cause of gynecologic cancer death (behind ovarian and cervical cancer). A total abdominal hysterectomy (surgical removal of the uterus) with bilateral salpingo-oophorectomy is the most common therapeutic approach.

Endometrial cancer may sometimes be referred to as uterine cancer. However, different cancers may develop not only from the endometrium itself but also from other tissues of the uterus, including cervical cancer, sarcoma of the myometrium, and trophoblastic disease

Paris Hilton’s pussy isn’t the only animal fearing for its life.

The law-breaking heiress may be putting on a tough exterior in the face of impending jail time, but friends say she actually is not looking forward to life behind bars.

“Paris hasn’t been eating at all and her parents and friends are beyond worried about her,” a source says. “She breaks down crying a lot because she just can’t deal with the reality and the pressure of everything that is happening.”

Paris Picture At least her pal Nicole Richie can empathize with the lack of eating part.

Hilton, as any celebrity gossip follower knows by now, was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating probation by driving with a suspended license; a police rep recently said she will serve at least 23 days of that sentence.

It’s not such a Simple Life after all, is it, Paris?!?

Hilton had said in a statement shortly after her sentencing:

“I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation,” and that seems to be the case, as she dropped her appeal less than two weeks later.

But sources say Paris is more afraid than she’s letting on. She’s acting phonier than a staged photo of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag.

“She’s been having such a tough time with it all despite her going out with friends and going shopping,” the source says. “She just does that to keep her mind off things and to try and stay as normal as possible right now.”

Because multi, multi-millionaires hotel heiresses are so normal to begin with. That’s like saying Asia Nitollano isn’t controversial.

Hilton has until June 5 to turn herself in to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif. A police spokesperson confirms that Hilton will be placed in “special needs housing,” a section of the jail reserved for high-profile prisoners.

It’s the sort of location many Simon Monjack critics believe Brittany Murphy’s new husband belongs in.

Meanwhile, aside from Hilton’s family, few are supporting this promiscuous wench.

“As for her friends, that’s been another spot of stress for Paris,” a source says. “She really can’t take how most people around her have scattered and distanced themselves.”

Kim Kardashian would seem to be a prime example of this. But her and Hilton ended their friendship long before the latter was sentenced to hard time.

The debate over Rosie O’Donnell continues.

While the liberal lesbian sits at home and fans either rally to her defense or enemies bid her good riddance, one group of passionate followers are calling for the firing of Rosie’s former co-host, Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Rosie Who? An online petition that currently has over 14,000 signatures on it is urging The View to let the show’s lone conservative voice go. People seem more fired up over this incident than they are over the elimination of Melinda Doolittle on American Idol.

And that’s fine. America allows people to express their views in any non-violent ways they see fit. But doesn’t that include Hasselbeck? The following excerpt from the petition’s website makes it seem like the originators simply want Elisabeth fired because they don’t agree with her:

While the purpose of The View is for different views to be expressed, each co-host should be able to express their views without being attacked by a closed-minded co-host who blindly refuses to listen to facts and uses the show to angrily spout propaganda.

So, based on this text, Hasselbeck cannot have an opinion because she doesn’t listen to facts? Look, The Hollywood Gossip doesn’t buy most of what Elisabeth is saying, but we’ll blog to our deaths her right to say it at least. That’s what makes America the best country in the world!

Now go exercise your right to laugh at photos of Lindsay Lohan passed out drunk.

The MTV Movie Awards, which will be broadcast live Sunday, June 3, at 8 p.m., are always a cool event - but this year, you can help shape it like never before.

You’ll probably never get Lauren Conrad out of her clothes (sorry guys), but by taking part in an online Yahoo! poll (click here to vote), you can decide what designer dress the SoCal cutie puts on when she goes to the annual MTV gala.

The star of Laguna Beach and The Hills is currently deciding between dresses by Castle Starr, Samantha Treacy and Pamela Roland. Check out videos of Lauren Conrad trying on all three options and decide which she should go with!

Be Lauren Conrad

Lauren, who’s in the process of developing her own fashion line as well as taking over reality TV, looks great in all three if you ask us. Therefore, we guarantee two things:

1. The results of the poll will be a success.
2. Jason Wahler won’t be in attendance.

The California sweetheart is proof that you don’t have to be a publicity crazing jerk (Spencer Pratt) or get fake boobs (Heidi Montag) in order to be happy.

American Idol winners are hooking up left and right!

First, Carrie Underwood snagged Pro Bowl quarterback Tony Romo.

Now, Taylor Hicks is making a move on a sort of well known television personality.

After days of speculation about the identity of the random blonde with the awful taste seen with Hicks recently, word is spreading that it’s none other than Milkwaukee morning anchorwoman, Caroline Lyders. We had a feeling.

Taylor Hicks, Caroline Lyders

Lyders claims that her and last year’s American Idol champion are just “friends,” but this photo says differently. We haven’t seen this much kissing since Mary-Kate Olsen sucked face with Max Snow.

In other American Idol “friends” news: Kellie Pickler is dating Jordin Tootoo.

And Blake Lewis may be dating Antonella Barba.

There must not have been an In-n-Out Burger within sight, because Britney Spears was spotted yesterday chowing down on a different kind of snack.

What’s left of her fingernails, that is.

Wearing a weird green weave holder (whatever that is) on her head, the living, breathing fashion faux pas chomped on her hands while waiting at a stoplight in Beverly Hills.

Clearly she’s musing about something. Poor girl.

Could it have been …

1. … Whether or not to tease the paparazzi by giving them a glimpse of her boobs, as her tank top strap falls down her arm?
2. … Whether to take care of item #1 on this list, then turn around and complain about the paparazzi ruining her life?
3. … Whether to get tickets to see Terra Jole and a mini-Fedex duke it out on a Las Vegas stage?
4. … Whether she left Sean P. at the tanning salon?
5. … Whether to put Simon Cowell on her new death list?
6. … Whether to wear underwear the next time she goes clubbing?
7. … Whether to get visit Howie Day for another rehab booty call?
8. … Whether to finally let us see Jayden James?

We may never know for sure.

But we can tell you for damn sure that our celebrity gossip spies will track the troubled star’s every move until she kicks the bucket or Perez Hilton gets shut down.

We were there for the Shiloh Nouvel’s first steps. Did you think we’d miss out on reporting about her first birthday?!?

The celebration for the world’s most beautiful baby took place in Prague.

It was made into an especially big deal because Angelina Jolie wanted to honor her late mother Marcheline Bertrand (who died of cancer in January), who “would spent weeks to plan the right birthday party, and write four drafts to get the right birthday card ready,” Jolie recently told Dateline NBC’s Ann Curry.

Brangelina settled in at a special rental in the Czech Republic capital, where Jolie is on location shooting the thriller Wanted.

“I was contacted by the bodyguards,” Katarina Rozsivalova of Prague’s Balon Servic (a balloon service) tells Us Magazine, proving once and for all that Brad Pitt just loves balloons..

“They told me they needed 50 balloons for Saturday and Sunday. An assortment of colors.” Also delivered: cookies and a cake.

The Birthday Baby

We know, we know: this is celebrity gossip news almost as fascinating as what dress Lauren Conrad will wear to the MTV Movie Awards.

But birthdays come around just once a year, people! Even for Hollywood’s most rapidly expanding brood. So it’s hard to fault Brangelina for making the day special for Shiloh, as Zahara, 2, Pax, 3, and Maddox, 5, all were there for the occasion.

“One time, when the kids were bored, [Pitt] had them all throwing empty pizza boxes as Frisbees,” says a source. “Obviously, Shiloh was too young to join in, but you could hear her laughing.”

And that’s really what it’s all about. Laughter and happiness. It makes us wonder why Terra Jole wasn’t invited to the party.

Nothing says hard core hip-hop like Kevin Federline and Wilmer Valderrama.

TMZ spotted the pair of wannabe rappers taking to the mic at TAO in Las Vegas over Memorial Day weekend, dropping their own ill rhymes to whatever the DJ played.

In other words, they just keep saying “yo” as some guy spins generic rap beats. Too bad they couldn’t get mini K-Fed to make a cameo.

The Vegas jaunt marked Kevin’s first since April, where he was rumored to be getting wild at a poolside party - a charge an eyewitness wrote us to refute.

Rumor has it that K-Fed invited Wilmer Valderrama to appear on his next album. This assumes someone will ever produce another Kevin Federline album.

But still, how lame is that? And we thought “Lose Control” was bad.

Wilmer Valderrama, Kevin Federline RappinK-Fed, Wilmer Rap Hard

We’ve screen-capped TMZ’s exclusive video of it for you above, just so you can see we’re not making this crap up. The exes of Britney Spears, and, well, just about every young celebrity in Hollywood (Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan, and Jennifer Love Hewitt to name a few) really did rap together on stage. And it rocked.

The unquestioned highlight: K-Fed screaming “I wanna hear all the bitches up on in this scream” … and maybe one did.

Reggie Bush is known for his moves on the football field.

Kim Kardashian is known for her moves in the bedroom.

Put them together and what do you have? The following unpleasant image of a Heisman Trophy winner swapping spit with a sex tape star.

Swapping Spit

The two were spotted at TAO in Las Vegas, making like Taylor Hicks and Caroline Lyders on a beach. Be sure to wash that mouth out with soap tonight, Reggie.

During times like this, you can’t help but wonder what Ray J is thinking as he watches Kim cozy up to another man.

The same goes for another Kardashian ex, Nick Cannon. But he’s engaged to Selita Ebanks, so we somehow doubt this actor has given his former flame a second thought.

Just about everyone who wants to has seen Lindsay Lohan nude by this point.

Marilyn Manson included.

But the shock rocker, also known as Brian Warner, did not get a personal tour of her undercarriage, if you know what we’re talking about.

We’re talking about the infamous Crotch of Fire.

In a video over on TMZ and AOL, the new man of Evan Rachel Wood broke into a bizarre, philosophical rambling about Lohan’s “firecrotch.”

“How much would it suck that, forever, you’re going to be a ‘firecrotch,’” Marilyn Manson mused. “You’re gonna have to shave or just roll with it.”

Marilyn adds that it’s his theory that the drunken mess went blonde for precisely this reason, trying to pull a little “slight of hand.”

Clearly he’s put a lot of thought into this one. No word on how Brandon Davis, who coined the term in relation to L-squared, feels about it.

Manson also says Lindsay Lohan had “an obsession with changing her clothes in front of me” - adding fuel to the rumors that ex-wife Dita Von Teese broke off their marriage in large part due to Lohan’s incessant calls to Manson to “hang out.”

Manson says he did not heed said calls, although there were many. But he says he did spend time with Lindsay Lohan on a different occasion. This is getting weirder by the minute.

What’s next? We’re probably going to hear that he had a sordid threesome with Evan Rachel Wood and Britney Spears after the loon shaved her head.

The Hollywood Gossip is on its game.

Unlike a certain lazy, yet funny Sports Gal.

When Andy Baldwin chose Tessa Horst on The Bachelor a week ago Monday, we waited around for the Sports Gal’s take on it. And waited, and waited. At long last, we got fed up and had to post our own recap.

Three days later, her Bachelor blog apparently goes live, when it was old news and noticed by no one (with the possible exception of Bill Simmons).

Anyway, for you hard core fans, we’ve got her post up.

Finally.

Below, we present the Sports Gal’s long-awaited take on the passionate love affair shared by Andy and Tessa, the demise of poor Bevin Powers and the rest of the drama of The Bachelor season finale.

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I wasn’t there when Bill watched the Celtics lose the lottery, but he couldn’t have been more crushed than Bevin Powers after she got dumped on the final episode of The Bachelor.

I’d describe what happened, but I was too busy covering my face with my hands. It was a big blow to the confidence of tattooed divorcées everywhere.

They may never trust the intentions of an uptight, dorky Naval doctor again.

Earlier in the show, Bevin exchanged I love yous with Andy Baldwin and told the camera, “There’s no chance in hell that he’ll leave me without a rose in the last ceremony.”

By the end, they were whisking her sobbing ass away in a limo as she whined, “This s–t happens to me all the time. This is the story of my life.”

Continue reading the Sports Gal’s take on The Bachelor …