New Nose Party in the House!No one invited Ashlee Simpson to this new nose party.

At a pre-Oscar party over the weekend, a pair of recent plastic surgeon beauties talked about their feelings for their new body part and the man responsible for it: Beverly Hills doctor Raj Kanodia.

Cameroz Diaz gushed that her nose was “the nose my nose always wanted to be,” while also raving about Kanodia’s spiritual side and the impact its had on her life.

We don’t have any direct quotes from Jennifer Aniston, but you can bet she said something in response.

Meanwhile, neither actress is attached at the moment. There have been no further sighting of Diaz and actor Djimon Hounsou. And Aniston continues to remain low after her break-p with Vince Vaughn.

Whatever man does step into the lives of these actresses next, you can be assured they’ll be able to smell him a mile away. That doesn’t bode too well for Bobby Brown, of course. The scent of a washed up scumbag is especially strong.

Paris Hilton loves to show off her headlights.

But the HO-tel heiress apparently hates driving with them on in her car.

Last night, Paris was pulled over because she was not using the headlights on her car. In the dark. While moving. Elliot Mintz, the PR dude with the worst job in Hollywood next to Victoria Beckham bra salesman, said:

“The parking lot is brightly lit so she had not noticed that her headlights were not activated.”

As for her other headlights (i.e. Paris Hilton boobs), well, those are always activated.

Meanwhile, Hilton had her car towed after this incident because she was driving with a suspended license. Mintz said this was news to his client, who probably figured she didn’t need an actual license because she has more money than the dude selling Antonella Barba photos.

As for Hilton’s license to have sex with any guy she meets, dont worry, that’s never void.

Peg Leg Porn StarHeather Mills says her prosthetic leg won’t fall off during any routines on Dancing with the Stars.

This raises an obvious question: What the heck is she doing on the show if viewers won’t get to enjoy the hilarity of a flying limb?

We understand that Dancing With the Stars doesn’t exactly sign up A-list celebrities to shake their assets on the floor - but couldn’t producers find someone who is at least known for more than a famous divorce case?

Addressing the question of whether her prosthetic leg might come off while she’s competing, Mills - who was struck by a police motorcycle in 1993, which necessitated the amputation of her left leg below the knee â?” tells TV’s Extra:

“I’m quite happy to be thrown around and hopefully my leg will stay on.”

She added: “It’s very unlikely my leg is going to fly off, although it would be quite funny. I’ll have a strap on, which I wouldn’t normally in every day life.”

Yeah, right. We’re guessing Paul McCartney ended his marriage with this nut partly because a strap on was a major part of her everyday life.

With a laugh, Mills also says of dancing partner Jonathan Roberts: “I don’t want to let Jonathan down or give anyone in the audience a heart attack.”

Don’t worry, Heather. No viewer will be watching you anyway. We’ll all be looking at Shandi Finnessey.

Try to get the image of Antonella Barba, nude and on her knees, out of your head for a moment, okay?

The singer actually has work to do tonight - and she needs your help.

Barba will join nine other American Idol hopefuls on stage this evening, as she yearns to impress viewers with oratory skills of a different nature than the ones she’s become famous for.

But what song should Antonella select? We’ve come up with a few ideas. Feel free to submit your own …

* Lay Your Hands on Me - Bon Jovi
* I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd
* On the Way Down - Ryan Cabrera
* Who’s That Girl - Madonna
* Sin Wagon - The Dixie Chicks
* I Touch Myself - The Divinyls

In the end, we recommend that Antonella honor a couple of former Idols as she attempts to be known more for her melodious pipes than her deep throat. There’s We’re Young and Beautiful by Carrie Underwood, in honor of Barba and her topless pals.

Or maybe Here You Come Again by Clay Aiken. That one might be self-explanatory.

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and super hot super model Gisele Bundchen continued their European adventure in Italy this week, seizing the day - and every opportunity possible to suck face. See below…

Gisele and Tom Go WildWatch Your Step

Man. Get a room, you two! Earlier this month, Tom’s ex, actress Bridget Moynahan, announced that she’s three months pregnant with Tom’s baby. Meanwhile, the QB and his Brazilian babe kicked their romantic vacation into overdrive overseas. The couple were spotted shopping near the Coliseum and smooching it up all over Rome.

One thing’s for sure: Gisele Bundchen is going to be give Tom’s kid the sexiest stepmom since Brody Jenner’s. Brody’s dad, Bruce, married Kim Kardashian’s mother, you know.

Think about it.

Keira Knightley is pissed.

No, not because she got rejected for a part in some hot new movie. Or because she and Rupert Friend are on the rocks. They’re not. At least as far as we know.

The twig-like actress is pissed because of all anorexia rumors and talk of her having any number of eating disorders. She just wishes we would get a life and talk about something - anything - other than how ghastly she looks.

Her look in this pic says it all…

Knock It Off!

Sorry, Keira. Until you, Mischa Barton and Kate Bosworth decide it’s not all that sexy to resemble skeletons, T.H. Gossip will be here live, cracking jokes on the World Wide Web.

So there. After what you’ve done to Angelina Jolie, you deserve it.

Before checking in to rehab at Promises in Malibu for the second time last week, the amazing Britney Spears enjoyed a strange, bewildering day - with two new friends.

Bright and early on February 17, a newly bald Britney arrived at L.A.’s chic Mondrian hotel, ready to catch some rays. But the star was denied a room due to lack of credit cards or cash.

Britney, Her Bitches

By 11 a.m., the undeterred mother of Jayden James Federline had stripped down to her bra and panties poolside, leaving observers wondering if another Britney crotch shot was soon to come. She then proceeded to shave her legs in the pool bathroom.

“It was sad,” says a witness. “It looked like she really needed a friend.”

It turns out Britney Spears got two.

Well, at least for a few hours.

Around noon, Spears (then in her super hot blonde wig) began chatting up a woman in the bathroom, who offered to loan the pop star a bathing suit.

The shorn one then followed her new friend to her hotel room where - after changing into the borrowed bikini - she raided the minibar.

“She grabbed four or five bottles and just started mixing everything and drinking them,” said the witness, apparently appalled that Britney is rivaling Lindsay Lohan for the title of Hollywood’s top lush.

What happened when the group returned poolside? Not any girl-on-girl action from what we can tell. But it’s a damn good thing Kevin Federline took the kids away and forced their crazy mama into rehab. Yikes.

Our counterparts at TMZ have learned that actor Jeff Goldblum has filed a restraining order against a 44-year-old woman, claiming that she has shown up to his house “unannounced and uninvited 20 times in the past month and over 50 times in the last three months.”

Stalk This, Bitch!

In court documents regarding the stalking, filed yesterday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Goldblum claims a woman has:

“Sent harassing and threatening letters, stalked me at various locations, physically attacked my employee and accosted me.”

No word on whether the alleged stalker is friends with Naomi Campbell.

According to the documents, Linda Ransom (who, we have to say, has a great name for a crazy stalker) met Goldblum at an acting school in L.A. where Goldblum teaches.

She then began showing up at various locations where he performed with his jazz band, The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra.

In a statement included in the court documents, Ransom offered the explanation that she was just trying to get Goldblum to “support my efforts to complete my research and screenplay as accurate [sic] as possible.”

Riiight. That’s what we told the cops before Kristin Cavallari got a restraining order on us. We know from experience, Linda, that you’ve gotta do a lot better than that.

This just goes to show that it’s not just the beautiful young starlets like Hilary Duff who have to deal with stalking. Established, but lower-profile acting stars like Goldblum and Drake Hogestyn have to cope with wackos too.

This one’s for the ladies.

We know there are an abundance of pictures of gals going wild on this site, and we apologize - but sometimes, almost nude Antonella Barba pictures must be shown to the public. You gotta take the bad with the good.

We’ll make it up to you, though. Here are some pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal at the premiere of his new movie, Zodiac. The handsome, 26-year-old, baby-faced Brokeback Mountain star is as charming as he is talented.

Hot StuffBringing Sexy Back

Needless to say, former girlfriends Natalie Portman and Kirsten Dunst don’t know what they’re missing. Or maybe they do. Regardless, it’s nice that this bachelor has a good support network, including BFF Lance Armstrong, future brother-in-law Peter Sarsgaard and baby niece Ramona by his side at this big event.

Interestingly, Zodiac is the second film in under two years to be made about the Zodiac serial killer. The first, titled The Zodiac, starred Grey’s Anatomy hunk Justin Chambers.

The Lexington Herald-Leader recently caught up with our favorite redeemed beauty queen, Tara Conner:

I read that you are up for a starring role in a Broadway production of Chicago. Is that true?
I have been talking with the people at Chicago, so, you know, I’ve been working with them a little. I’m not sure when this is going to take place, or if, but it’s a possibility that it could. I’m not sure yet.

* The Hollywood Gossip note: First Ashlee Simpson and now Tara Conner. This show really goes after the most talented, huh?

What was your rehab experience?
Rehab for me was basically like an awakening. I had troubles. We all have issues we have to deal with. It’s kind of funny that it happened during my reign as Miss USA.

(It was) the worst time for that to happen, but in the same sense, it was the best time for all of this to happen. It made me truly appreciate the little things in life, made me truly appreciate my job and the role in this society. It humbled me a lot. It taught me how to be honest. It taught me to be the genuine Tara. I didn’t know who she was.

* The Hollywood Gossip note: She’s someone that talks in the third person, obviously. We can’t wait to hear what Britney Spears has to say about the Britney Spears stint in rehab.

What kinds of things did you discover about yourself while you were there?
There was a lot of things — being dishonest. I was very dishonest before. I had many masks that I wore on a daily basis, basically just out fear of unacceptance. I felt inadequate. It was a very, very hard time for me.

I learned to find my confidence and my self-esteem. I learned that I can face this life without fear because that’s what holds us back. I don’t have to wear a mask. It’s kind of like: “Take me or leave me, love me or leave me,” because this is who I am, this is what I’ve done, but this is how I am today, and that’s what really matters.

We’ve heard a lot of stories lately of young, famous women (e.g. Lindsay Lohan) having problems with addiction and heading into rehab. What effect do you think this has on the public’s perception of addiction and rehabilitation?
I hope this has the correct effect. A lot of people assume that addicts and alcoholics are people who let things get out of control, they don’t take responsibility. A lot of people look at it as an easy way out.

To be quite honest, rehab is one of the hardest things you can ever go through. It’s not the hardest thing. Because you have to sit down and you have to face yourself and you have to work through your stuff. No one wants to sit down and look themselves dead in the eye and admit, “This is your flaw. This is a flaw of yours.”

How do you think your time as Miss USA will change future pageants? Do you think this has changed the public’s perception of pageant queens and those people up on stage?
I used to look at pageant queens and think to myself, “Wow, they’re perfect. I could never be them.” In a lot of my interviews, people would say, “Did you expect to win?” and I’d say, “I went into complete shock.” I didn’t think that I was lucky enough. And when I said I didn’t think I was lucky enough, deep down I thought, “I’m not perfect. How am I ever supposed to pull off this job that’s perfect?” … We’re not perfect women. We’re humans just like everybody else. We all make mistakes, we all have our own problems. I’m sure we can find an issue with everybody. Nobody’s perfect.

* The Hollywood Gossip note: Except for fellow pageant winner, Katie Rees.

And you thought Simon Cowell was just plain mean.

Turns out the American Idol judge can be quite sympathetic when it comes to hot and horny contestants named Antonella Barba.

Cowell has weighed in on the controversy surrounding the scandalous photos of this hopeful singer.

“I think it’s disgraceful that so-called friends would sell these pictures,” he told People magazine at a Playboy Mansion party for the E! show The Girls Next Door and the launch of the new Ryan Seacrest-produced reality series Paradise City. “It’s private property. I really, really have a problem with that â?” big problem.”

Nude Pics Are Fine By Me

Simon is one of the few males out there that have a problem with Antonella Barba pics. But we see his point.

Cowell also had a point to make about this year’s batch of competitors.

“If you want to do as well as someone like Jennifer Hudson you’ve got to be great, and we’re not seeing enough great, but they’re getting better …We’re going to weed out the bad ones.”

After last night, maybe Simon has a better opinion of a few Idol ladies. Melinda Doolittle, for instance, was mighty impressive.

In the PinkAnna Nicole Smith will be remembered Friday in the Bahamas in a service befitting her flamboyant life.

“It will be a very beautiful Anna Nicole send-off,” Patrik Simpson, a friend of Smith who is helping to organize the memorial, told the Associated Press on Wednesday. “Of course it will be over the top because it’s Anna Nicole.”

He’s not kidding. The service might be crazier than a girls night out with Tara Conner.

About 300 guests will attend the service at a church filled with pink flowers â?” her favorite color â?” and a well-known but as-yet undisclosed singer will perform, Simpson said. Our guess is that it won’t be Bobby Brown.

Simpson’s partner, Pol Atteu, who designed more than a dozen dresses for Smith, created the custom gown in which she will be buried in a “very elegant” casket.

The key players from the entire saga, of course, will be there. Howard K. Stern will bring his fake tears.

Along with Larry Birkhead and Anna’s mother, Virgie Arthur, Stern has to submit a list of 100 guests he wished to invite to the funeral. But only about 30 people will attend the more private burial at Lakeview Memorial Gardens & Mausoleums.

The Friday burial only got the final green light on Wednesday, when a Florida court rejected an appeal by Arthur, to gain custody of her daughter’s body. No word on whether Dannielynn will be there to say goodbye to her mommy.

He’s rich, dates hot chicks and spends most of his time on the L.A. club scene. And for no known reason other than his name and good looks.

It’s the American Dream personified. Ladies, you could date this man next. But for now, here’s Details Magazine’s inside look at some notable female companions of the great Brody Jenner.

Slideshow and text credits: Details (follow link to the magazine’s original story).

Kristin Cavallari

KRISTIN CAVALLARI

Her Claim to Fame: Best known as “the bitchy one” on MTV’s Laguna Beach, Cavallari, 20, was also linked to then-USC star Matt Leinart in 2004 and Nick Lachey in 2006.
How They Hooked Up: Jenner and Cavallari coupled up after crossing paths at a party for Stuff magazine.
Staying Power: Kristin and Brody were together from September 2005 until August 2006 - an eternity for the Prince of Malibu. Presumably, in their time together, Jenner saw a lot of this.
The Drama: Post-breakup, Kristin Cavallari stepped out in a T-shirt reading YOU CAN HAVE HIM, presumably aimed at Nicole Richie (see below). Jenner, in his typical laid-back style, responded in People: “I’m guessing she’s talking about her dog, which she left at my house months ago.”

Lindsay Lohan

LINDSAY LOHAN

Her Claim to Fame: Hard partying and a list of trysts nearly as long as her filmography. Past boy toys include Wilmer Valderrama, Colin Farrell, Joaquin Phoenix, Jude Law, Jared Leto, and Brett Ratner.
How They Hooked Up: The two were introduced by Lohan’s hairstylist (whom Jenner knew from L.A.) while out at New York’s Bungalow 8.
Staying Power: One magical night. Recently, Brody and Lohan left a New York club together. He was spotted exiting Lohan’s hotel the next morning.
The Drama: Jenner and Lindsay Lohan both denied sleeping together, but that doesn’t mean Jenner didn’t relish the speculation, telling People, “I had a great time in New York. Lindsay’s a sweet girl.”

NICOLE RICHIE

Nicole Richie

Her Claim to Fame: Nicole, who is Lionel Richie’s adopted daughter, is also Paris Hilton’s on-again-off-again BFF.
How They Hooked Up: Jenner and Nicole Richie met as kids â?” Lionel Richie and Brody’s mom, actress-songwriter Linda Thompson, go way back. They only started “dating” after Richie called off her engagement to DJ AM, and depending on what you read, Brody and his friend hatched a plan where he would increase his own celebrity by making her eat.
Staying Power: Bichie lasted three months, starting in August 2006.
The Drama: Their relationship ended amid questions. Richie wrote on her MySpace page: “I know there are rumors regarding my â??breakup’ with Brody Jenner. The truth is, we were never really together. We hung out, and he’s a nice guy, but my heart was never in it. Anything further is just a cry for publicity.”

LAUREN CONRAD

Lauren Conrad

Her Claim to Fame: Conrad (known to many as LC) was, like, Cavallari’s nemesis on Laguna Beach and currently stars on its hit spin-off, The Hills, in which she interns at Teen Vogue.
How They Hooked Up: Check out season 2 of The Hills and watch the drama unfold… live! Well, sort of. Jenner and Conrad were set up by their respective best friends â?” Jenner’s quote-unquote publicist, Spencer Pratt, and Conrad’s bubbly Hills co-star, Heidi Montag â?” who are now dating (and making everyone around them sick, but that’s a subject for another time.
Staying Power: Three weeks, maybe four. Possibly back on.
The Drama: Talk about killing them with kindness. According to Life & Style, during her liaison with Jenner, Lauren Conrad provoked Richie at another L.A. hot spot by being overly friendly. Richie reportedly cried, “LC just keeps saying hi to me over and over again. I can’t stand it!”

Not an Honest WomanSorry, Selita Ebanks. Apparently you’re still single.

The Hollywood Gossip staff made a rare error when we previously reported that this Victoria’s Secret model was married to Nick Cannon after just a few weeks of dating. Turns out they are both technically single.

But they’re more in love than Brody Jenner and [insert name of hot, rich babe of the mont here].

“Selita’s amazing,” Cannon said simply, adding that the beauty has changed him from a player to a … non-player, we surmise.

The actor, of course, has seen Kim Kardashian nude because he used to date the famous stylist. Then again, we’ve all seen Kim Kardashian nude at this point and most of us have never met her.

As for Selita, that’s a weird name. Here’s what she has to say about her marital status:

I’m not married … We’re just two young people and we’re happy. I laugh a lot and he laughs a lot and I think that’s what’s important.”

Well, that and making sure a reality TV show keeps track of you and your husband at all times.

Some things are surprising: There’s a magazine in England called “Zoo.”

Others are expected: Keeley Hazell is almost nude within the pages of it…

Look at That Body

The lingerie model is one to give Antonella Barba a run for her scantily clad money, as both beauties have an affection for their own skin. But only Hazell, of course, has put out a sex tape so far.

Well, not only Hazell. Kim Kardashian also has done so.

And Dustin Diamond.

And someone named Melanie Martinez.

Moreover, is there any doubt Barba will release one at some point? You should really just ignore this entire post.