A Free WomanSorry, Nicole Richie.

When your anorexic ass is thrown into state prison after your second DUI conviction later this year, you won’t enjoy the company of Foxy Brown.

A Manhattan judge just spared Foxy from a year in jail for violating her probation by traveling out of New York without permission, TMZ reports.

The volatile rapper pleaded guilty on Thursday morning to violating the probation that stemmed from a fight at a New York nail salon in 2004.

Last month, Brown had traveled to Florida and was arrested February 15 in yet another violent dust-up at a beauty supply store.

In an incident that would no doubt make Naomi Campbell beam with pride, the Foxy one was charged with resisting an officer and simple battery.

But Brown and Pete Doherty must have the same awesome lawyer, because Judge Melissa Jackson allowed Brown (real name: Inga Marchand) to continue with her probation when she could have faced a year behind bars. However, Judge Jackson warned that next time, Foxy might not get a free pass.

Here’s hoping Howard K. Stern doesn’t get one of those either.

America’s Most Annoying CoupleWhat is John Mayer up to in this picture?

His relationship with Jessica Simpson appears to be going very well - so he can probably simply ask her upstairs if he wants to see whether her body is a wonderland.

Plus, we know Jess likes to get wasted on her own. You ain’t gotta be sneaky about it.

Mayer and Simpson entered the club Stereo together recently after a concert by the lame, floppy-haired artist. They settled in to the VIP area, arm in arm, where it appears as though John is up to something sneaky.

At one point, while standing on top of the banquette, Mayer danced to David Bowie’s “Let’s Dance.” And when Beyonce’s “Crazy In Love” came on, Simpson got up to shake her booty, as well.

The couple, of course has been spotted out together for months, including stops in Miami, New York and Los Angeles, but as of yet have remained relatively mum about their relationship.

At his Madison Square Garden concert, Mayer thanked his parents and the audience for their support over the years. “It’s all because of you,” he said of his success, adding later, “For everything that sucks [such as Antonella Barba] in life, there’s something that helps recover it.”

At the party, when Justin Timberlake’s “SexyBack” came on, Simpson danced in front of Mayer with her back to him When it came time to go, the twosome huddled close together and he kissed as they made their way out of the club.

Awwww ….

Some celebs like nothing better than going down. Others like to go surfing Down Under! This time, we’re focused on the latter: a sexy, bare chested Matthew McConaughey in Australia, proving he’s our best looking, most chiseled export since… well, probably ever.

God, the man is hot. We can even forgive him for thinking it…
 
 Shirtless, Sexy

Gentlemen, we beg of you.

Take your eyes off those Antonella Barba photos for a minute and find a telephone.

The American Idol hopeful needs your help.

She was less than stellar signing Celine Dion on the show last night. But, come on viewers, Antonella should get credit for even trying a song by this amazing artist. It’s really hard to sing that well.

As hard as the dude in a Antonella Barba porn pic? Maybe not. But still.

The point is simple, folks: American Idol needs Barba to remain in the competition.

The program’s act is getting old. Great singers, heated banter between Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul, yadda, yadda, yadda.

It needs something fresh. Something almost as raunchy as Keeley Hazell nude, but for the kids. And who cares if Antonella isn’t the best singer on the planet?

Neither is Ryan Seacrest and he’s been on the show for six years.

Think about it.

As we talked about yesterday, Jake Gyllenhaal is set to star in the new thriller, Zodiac.

His preferred role, though, is that of doting uncle: to neice Ramona Sarsgaard.

“It’s great, wonderful,” the actor said.

Ramona, who was born in October to Gyllenhaal’s big sister, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and actor fiance, Peter Sarsgaard, is “incredible.”

“Of course, I’ve brought over presents,” he said Wednesday at the Cinema Society and GQ New York City screening of Zodiac.

“She’s not talking yet, but she looks amazing. I revel in her growth. It’s an amazing process to watch - and to watch my sister also.”

In Zodiac, Gyllenhaal portrays Robert Graysmith, the San Francisco Chronicle cartoonist obsessed with the case of the Zodiac killer who terrorized the Bay Area starting in the late ’60s.

The talented, handsome actor may not be having wild, public sex with Kirsten Dunst anymore, but he still had plenty of passion left for this role.

“I think it was something natural when you’re shooting for 110 days, being immersed in a case where there is so much information and every scene consists of making sure that the dialogue is so detailed,” he said.

But don’t think Matthew McConaughey’s BFF and the Chronicle sleuth are one and the same.

“I wouldn’t say I find a lot of similarities with my character. Obsession has many manifestations. I always looked at it like he loves puzzles. He’s like a kid in a candy store. It’s an odd candy store, obviously. But for him, there was a joy in every clue that he got.”

Interesting take on the situation. It’s kind of how we feel about each Antonella Barba photo that turns up.

We hope you enjoyed the attention, Shiloh Nouvel.

You’re on the verge of being replaced as the latest child in the Angelina Jolie brood. The lovely actress has reportedly filed papers to adopt a Vietnamese child, the country’s top adoption official said Friday.

A U.S. adoption agency representing Jolie filed the papers at Vietnam’s International Adoption Agency, said Vu Duc Long, the agency’s director.

“She just filed the papers this week,” Long said.

In case you’ve been living in a cave for the last few years: Angelina and her partner, Brad Pitt, have three children: 5-year-old son Maddox, adopted from Cambodia; 2-year-old daughter Zahara, adopted from Ethiopia; and Shiloh, who was born to the couple in May.

Long would not name the U.S. adoption agency working with Jolie, who applied to adopt as a single parent.

Kim Porter, meanwhile, is not pleased that Angelina’s actions could knock her and Diddy’s adorable twins off the front page of the celebrity baby newspapers. But that’s just life.

Fans still need to wait another few months until Spider-Man 3 hits the big screen.

But they needn’t wait another second to play their own version of the movie at home.

The latest action figures from what should be the summer’s biggest movie are on sale now. They don’t look too much like Tobey Maguire, but we guess that’s the point. Peter Parker needs his identity to remain a mystery.

No toys for the character of Kirsten Dunst yet, either. But we’ll let you know a line of MJ figures are on the shelves.

We’re not talking about that kind of MJ, Mischa Barton.Â

Action HeroesEnter Sandman

For those who don’t know her, Charlotte Church (born Charlotte Maria Reed) is a 21-year-old Welsh pop singer and TV presenter who rose to international fame in childhood as a popular classical singer.

Now that little girl with that operatic voice is all grown up - and she’s having a baby!

Church has confirmed she is pregnant on her website, stating that she and her rugby star boyfriend Gavin Henson were “delighted”.

This girl is quite possibly the cutest export from across the Atlantic since Keeley Hazell. And not nearly as lewd. Anyway, a statement released by Charlotte Church’s management team says:

“Charlotte has asked us to bring you the news exclusively today that she is pregnant. For reasons of privacy, Charlotte has chosen not to comment on this matter, other than to confirm that she and Gavin are delighted.”

“In an ideal world, we would not have made this announcement so early in the pregnancy. However, due to recent speculation and persistent questions from the media about this most private of matters, Charlotte felt she had no choice other than to go public and she was keen to ensure that her fans had the opportunity to read the truth here first.”

Huh? Charlotte has chosen not to comment on this matter? Isn’t the fact that she issued a statement saying she’s delighted commenting on the matter? That’s like Katherine Heigl getting pissed at the Grey’s Anatomy producers for commenting about her contract dispute when she’s the one who went public about it.

Well, sort of. Whatever. We’re thrilled for Charlotte. She is an awesome singer. She joins Keri Russell on the pregnancy train, along with Naomi Watts, Six Degrees star Bridget Moynahan and several others. Congratulations to Charlotte and Gavin.

Full of love, that is.

How many women wish they were Nadine Coyle right about now? The little known Irish pop singer is making a splash in Hawaii with her hunk of a boyfriend, Jesse Metcalfe.

While countless men across the country spend time picturing Eva Longoria nude, the fairer gender is smitten with Metcalfe, her Desperate Housewives co-star.

And who can blame them?

While Matthew McConaughey is smiling and, of course, shirtless, over his status as a Hollywood beefcake, Jesse could probably give him a run for his hot, manly money.

What do you think, ladies? Are you glad we’re finally posting pictures of someone other than Antonella Barba? What other hotties would you like to see more of?

We aim to please readers with all tastes.

Many thanks to Us Weekly for this compilation:

“I was 11… just walked up to her and said, ‘Hey, do you want to be my girlfriend?’ And she said yes, and then I didn’t talk to her for the rest of the school year because she was now my girlfriend, which I do continue that same pattern.”
– George Clooney on his first girlfriend

“I’m just stubborn, is basically it.”
– Sienna Miller on why she doesn’t have a stylist

“Wait until you’re 45 like me and you’ll be having a hot flash during a talk show.”
– Rosie O’Donnell on Sienna Miller saying she feels old at 25

“They should name it ‘Ellen Night,’ and I’m not being egotistical, I’m being real.”
– Ellen DeGeneres, on changing the name of the Oscars

“As a teenager I really did not enjoy the way I looked… I was a teenager and I thought I was ugly.”
– Christina Ricci

“I actually feel a bit of compassion for [the contestants]. You’re out there with your dreams, and your dreams are shattered by one comment. That’s tough.”
– Sting, on American Idol

“It’s weird when you watch women’s tennis now with all the grunting and shouting. It’s a bit like phone sex. So you have to be very careful not to get too excited.”
– Robin Williams on phone sex and tennis

“I made myself a check for $10 million four years before I actually got it. I postdated it Thanksgiving 1995, and I got it six months before.”
– Jim Carrey, on always knowing he’d be successful

“He was really sweet. I sort of hobbled around and moved from my crutches to his arms.”
– Michelle Williams, on falling for Heath Ledger after a knee injury

“Every day, I have daydreams: ‘Today I’m going to move to Hawaii, write a book. The next day I’m like, ‘F–k Hollywood. I’m going to be a travel writer.’”
– Drew Barrymore

Get Well SoonT.H. Gossip has learned that supermodel and supermom Christie Brinkley has undergone an emergency operation on her back after injuring herself during a recent ski trip with her children.

“She needed surgery, and thank God she got it,” the model’s representative, Fran Curtis, tells People. “She sounds great. She’s feeling a million times better.”

“The surgery was successful, and she will be out of the hospital Friday.”

There is no word on the exact nature of the injury, but Brinkley, 53, said it had worsened in the last few days after the incident took place.

The biggest inconvenience caused by the surgery: Brinkley will have to miss a performance by her daughter Alexa Ray Joel, 21, on Wednesday night at the Mercury Lounge in Lower Manhattan.

“As Christie noted right before the surgery, â??I would break my back to help my daughter, but I didn’t mean it literally,’” said her rep.

“I wish that my mom could be there for the show but the most important thing right now is for her to get well,” said Alexa Ray, whose father is Brinkley’s former husband, Billy Joel.

Billy Joel has since remarried to Katie Lee Joel, 25, but remains on great terms with Brinkley. Christie attended their wedding, and Alexa was in the wedding party.

We wish Brinkley a speedy recovery. We’ve always been fans of Christie, but she really stood out to us with the classy way she handled the scandal involving her husband, Peter Cook, and his teenage assistant. Even under the most straining circumstances, she managed to stay positive, with grace and dignity.

Janice Dickinson, however, we will continue to make fun of unabashedly.

You Are So FiredMove over, Rosie O’Donnell.

Donald Trump might actually hate someone more than you at this point.

The Donald called-in to the Don Imus Show on MSNBC this morning, just as the body of his “friend” Anna Nicole Smith was being transported from Broward Country Morgue to Miami International Airport.

At that point, Trump unleashed a verbal tirade aimed squarely at Howard K. Stern, calling him a “total loser” and a “hanger-on.”

“There’s something more to him than meets the eye,” said Trump, adding: “the baby has got about a less than one percent chance of being his.”

Less than that, we say. Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern has suffered long enough without her actual father. Meanwhile, Trump appears to be on the side of justice in this case.

Just like he was with Tara Conner.

The amazing Fergie was spotted yesterday in her early morning exercise routine in a West Hollywood park. The Fergalicious one shows that in order to keep her body vicious, she’s gotta make herself work. Make-her make-her WORK! Sorry.

FlexibleWork It! Work It!

Unlike the Britney Spears workout, which involves heavy breathing (in, of smoke) and heavy lifting (of the martini glass), and recreational drug use, Fergie’s exercise regimen includes a series of stretches, yoga poses and lifting.

Now you can see how The Dutchess got that bod. Josh Duhamel, you lucky dog. We sure are jealous. Fergie’s almost is chiseled as Matthew McConaughey!

The Hollywood Gossip loves Rachel Bilson.

But we have never seen images of the former star of The OC quite like this before. Except for when she was dressed like this on The OC. Sorta. Wow. Adam Brody has got to be kicking himself right now (if he’s not still sore, that is).

Kinky StuffCrack That Whip!

When we first saw these Rachel Bilson pictures, our first reaction was that of shock. After all, these are pictures of Rachel Bilson dressed up and looking like some sultry dominatrix ready to get kinky with whips, handcuffs and the like.

But she’s still got that trademark smile on her face, which makes it hard to get over the fact that she’s still the same, sweet, adorable actress from a teen drama we used to enjoy. We don’t mean to criticize - far from it - she just seems a little out of place here. Although her character in The Last Kiss was a little more grown up…

Britney Spears took a break from rehab.

Don’t worry, though, fans. She didn’t flee the clinic, pound a bottle of Jim Beam and rage against paparazzi. This time, the break was for more rehab.

The fallen star with the shaved head wore a wig underneath a brown hat, and was reportedly heading to an AA meeting in Santa Monica last night, smiling all the way.

Britney was escorted into the support group by her assistant, and returned to Promises treatment center - where she’s apparently staying after two failed attempts at getting her act together - right after the meeting.

Reports indicate the rehab center is saying Britney Spears has depression, but may not have a substance abuse problem.

We know Britney has been using cocaine and other hard drugs (a fact that Jason Alexander told us) a side effect of which is depression. AA is for alcoholics, of course, so does this mean the docs are trying to say alcohol doesn’t constitute substance abuse?

Whatever. It just seems as though almost everyone - except, ironically, Kevin Federline - around Britney is enabling her problems with their co-dependent behavior.

Ignoring the problem won’t make it go away. The mother of five-month-old Jayden James Federline has to admit she has a problem, face reality, and keep getting help. And Brit, help doesn’t mean getting boned by Isaac Cohen. Hopefully you’ve learned that by now.